True conversation while driving home from the cousins' house:
W: "Is Chuck Norris a good guy?
Me: "Well, he generally plays a good guy on T.V."
W: "Is Barak Obama a bad guy?"
Me: "Well, no, I guess he probably isn't? He certainly doesn't seem to want to value our constitution."
(Longer pause still)
W: "Is Glenn Beck a good guy?" (I didn't even know he was aware of Glenn Beck)
Me: Yes, I think he is a good guy.
W: "So Glenn Beck is like Chuck Norris."
(You've got to love his logic).