"Mom, I have a new science teacher; Miss Shaw, she is insane."
"j---, you have too many teacher's this year that you call insane. Statistically I can't believe you." I replied.
"No seriously mom, something's not right with her. Socially something is wrong." he exclaimed.
"How many of your other teachers do you consider insane?" I asked.
Well, Mrs. Patterson, Mrs. Holiday, Miss Shaw . . . Hey those are all my woman teachers. Do you think I am sexist?!"
" . . . I think you may not like women telling you what to do."
"Ooooohhhh My! Married life is going to be rough!"